DKNY's 'Delicious Candy Apples'. Perfect if you like to smell sweet.
Sweet Caramel (the green one) has notes of candy apple and pear. Then, wait for it, marshmallow and whipped vanilla! Alternatively dunk yourself in a pot of rocky road.
Ripe Raspberry (the red one) — yikes, it gets worse. Blah, blah, blah... peony, lily, lime and COLA!
Juicy Berry (the purple one). Blackcurrant, blackberry, pear, lychee and apple blossom. Phew! Wondered where they could go with the third one.
Yawn. Give me a bottle of Clinique's Aromatics Elixir from 1971 over any of these 'modern' monsters.